1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?
2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?
3. What was your high school sex fantasy?
4. What’s your favorite position?
5. Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?
6. Do you like to swallow?
7. Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?
8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?
9. Where is one place you would never have sex?
10. Top or bottom?
11. Best sexual complement you ever got?
12. When was the first time you masturbated?
13. Have/would you ever have sex outside?
14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
15. Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?
16. If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?
17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?
18. Do you have a gag reflex?
19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?
20. Are piercings sexy?
21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?
22. List your kinks.
23. How did you discover you were kinky?
24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?
25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life? If so, what are they?
26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?
27. Something that never fails to make you horny:
28. Where is one place you would never have sex?
29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)
31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?
32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:
34. How big is too big?
35. One sexual thing you would never do:
36. Three spots that drive me insane:
37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?
39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?
40. If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?
41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?
42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?
43. Do you watch porn?
44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?
46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?
47. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
48. Biggest sexual fantasy?
49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
50. Thoughts on period sex?
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- The meaning behind my url:
- A picture of me:
- How many tattoos i have and what they are:
- Last time i cried and why:
- Piercings i have:
- Favorite band:
- Biggest turn offs:
- Top 5 (insert subject):
- Tattoos i want:
- Biggest turn ons:
- Age:
- Ideas of a perfect date:
- Life goal:
- Piercings i want:
- Relationship status:
- Favorite movie:
- A fact about my life:
- Phobia:
- Middle name:
- Height:
- Are you a virgin?
- What’s your shoe size?
- What’s your sexual orientation?
- Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
- Someone you miss:
- What’s one thing you regret?
- First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
- Favorite ice cream?
- One insecurity:
- What my last text message says:
- Have you ever taken a picture naked?
- Have you ever painted your room?
- Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
- Have you ever slept naked?
- Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
- Have you ever had a crush?
- Have you ever been dumped?
- Have you ever stole money from a friend?
- Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
- Have you ever been in a fist fight?
- Have you ever snuck out of your house?
- Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
- Have you ever been arrested?
- Have you ever made out with a stranger?
- Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
- Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
- Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
- Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
- Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
- Have you ever seen someone die?
- Have you ever been on a plane?
- Have you ever kissed a picture?
- Have you ever slept in until 3?
- Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?
- Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
- Have you ever made a snow angel?
- Have you ever played dress up?
- Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
- Have you ever been lonely?
- Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
- Have you ever been to a club?
- Have you ever felt an earthquake?
- Have you ever touched a snake?
- Have you ever ran a red light?
- Have you ever been suspended from school?
- Have you ever had detention?
- Have you ever been in a car accident?
- Have you ever hated the way you look?
- Have you ever witnessed a crime?
- Have you ever pole danced?
- Have you ever been lost?
- Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
- Have you ever felt like dying?
- Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Have you ever sang karaoke?
- Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
- Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
- Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
- Have you ever kissed in the rain?
- Have you ever sang in the shower?
- Have you ever made out in a park?
- Have you ever dream that you married someone?
- Have you ever glued your hand to something?
- Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
- Have you ever gone to school partially naked?
- Have you ever been a cheerleader?
- Have you ever sat on a roof top?
- Have you ever brushed your teeth?
- Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
- Have you ever played chicken?
- Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
- Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
- Have you ever broken a bone?
- Have you ever been easily amused?
- Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?
- Have you ever cheated on a test?
- Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
- Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
- Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
Anonymous asked:
chessys answered:
please don’t have sex
💘 Nsfw Asks 💘
1. What is your biggest sexual fantasy?
2. What are your kinks?
3. Have you ever had a threesome?
4. Have you ever had sex in public?
5. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
6. What are your favorite sex positions?
7. Any kinks you would never admit to?
8. Does pain turn you on?
9. Are you a sadist or masochist?
10. Dom, sub, or switch?
11. Have you tried anal? Did you like it?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done?
13. Do you like biting/scratching?
14. Do you like being spanked?
15. Do you like having your hair pulled?
16. Morning sex or nighttime sex?
17. Shave, wax, or natural?
18. Do you have a favorite sex toy?
19. Favorite pornstar/porn?
20. Who do you want to fuck the most right now?
21. If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
22. Biggest turn offs?
23. Do you like foreplay?
24. What turns you on the easiest?
25. How do you feel about creampies?
26. Spit or swallow?
27. Have you ever had sex with the same gender?
28. Opinion on hookups?
29. Can you deepthroat?
30. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex?
31. How often do you masturbate?
32. Opinion on giving/receiving head?
33. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
34. Do you ever go commando?
35. How was your last sexual encounter?
36. Have you ever tasted yourself?
37. Booty or boobs?
38. Girth or length?
39. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
40. Rough sex or intimate sex?
41. Do you like dirty talk?
42. Have you ever taken someones virginity?
43. Most embarrassing sexual experience?
44. Do you like lingerie?
45. How would you rate your own sexual performance?
46. Can you squirt?
47. Have you ever made yourself sore from masturbating?
48. Do you like being called derogatory names during sex?
49. Do you like to be chocked?
50. Do you like to be restricted during sex?
Some rough sex followed by some cuddling, then more rough sex sounds amazing right about now.
you ever walk past a girl whose perfume smells so good you feel like you finally understand all those old cartoons where boys would fall to their knees when a girl so much as walked by them
types of xmas songs
- Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
- The Big Red Man Is Coming
- There’s snow outside. that’s good!
- I’m alone on xmas and sad
- Santa Claus is very sexy
- Christmas trees. love em
- You know what? it’s Christmas time
- You better watch out
You better wATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row
